toilet paper

Don't let the fear of no toilets keep you from enjoying the great outdoors.

In every society, the well to do, always had access to the top of the line products. They used things such as sponges, wool and rosewater. Roses smell like...Andre 3000 was on to something!

If you think it's tough to get your kids to listen to you, you may want to follow the very clever and tongue-in-cheek example set by this father.

The other day my wife of 26 years made the comment about how I placed a roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. I didn't think much about it at the time but the next time I was in the position to do the same I had to stop and think, was I supposed to put it on over or under...

You ever sit on your toilet and think "Man, I sure would like to wipe my butt with gold toilet paper"?

You're in a rush, so you power drop a deuce, and spend the next 5 minutes trying to wipe away the evidence. Three flushes later, you're running late, you get fired, end up losing your family/house/car, and finally have to resort to performing sexual favors in the alley just to afford your newly acquired crack habit...

The number one problem in Venezuela is figuring out how to go number two. The South American country has been vexed with the worst thing that can happen to any society – it’s dealing with a toilet paper shortage.

We see commercials everyday with fuzzy little animals, frolicking through the forest, rubbing their faces with "soft" but "strong" toilet paper. Then why is it, when we are forced to use a public restrooms, they only seem to purchase what I like to refer to as: booty sandpaper...

Ever since mankind (and womankind) could first argue, no doubt it was about this issue... or should I say tissue. Take the poll and let's settle this once and for all.

People tend to take the statements of technical professionals at face value but we’ve got no idea how three people from FBK Products, a septic tank company in Florida, managed to trick several customers into accepting the idea that the government regulates toilet paper for septic tanks, about $1 million in unnecessary products.

While TPing usually occurs under the cloak of darkness, John Brown University basketball fans let the rolls fly under the bright lights of the campus basketball arena.

It’s an age-old question (and probably the cause of more than one marital argument): Which way should toilet paper rolls be oriented? This is serious business, people. So serious that even engineers have gotten involved. The awesome folks at EngineeringDegree.net put together an infographic covering everything from the history of toilet paper to the physics involved in how it’s hung and the pros a