The Sandbar

The owner said the passage of the strict smoking ordinance was the cause of a downturn in club business.

There are days when I love my job, and days when I. Love. My. Job. Halloween was one of those days. You'd be surprised how easy it is to approach half-naked, mostly attractive women when you have a camera. "Excuse me," I would say, "May I take your picture to display how slutty you look?"

It's that time of the year again boys and girls. Halloween is a time when the dead can return to the living, and we all wear costumes to blend in with each other. It's a time when magic and enchantment can happen, as we remember exactly how mystified we were by Halloween when we were children. But it's also a time to be and act like a grownup, so with that said, we present: Our Guide to Your Hallo