Sweet Dreams Are Made of These

Weirdest Dream Ever- Sweet Dreams Are Made Of These
I would say I'm a pretty normal guy. I usually don't tend to have homicidal/serial killer tendencies. So imagine my surprise when I have a dream last night in which I attempt to murder my entire family. Awesome. The good news is, not only did I not murder them, I also thwarted my own attem…
It’s Always Sunny- Sweet Dreams Are Made of These
So! One of my favorite shows is It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. I like this show because, being a narcissist, I liken myself to all of the characters. I'm neurotic like Charlie, I show strong leadership qualities like Dennis, I have arms like Mac, and I like sex as much as Dee. I mean, …
Driving Towards Your Death- Sweet Dreams Are Made of These
So I'm drivin' along, listening to Miley Cyrus on Kiss FM, when all of a sudden, I see flames start to shoot out from under the hood of my car. I try to stop my car and get out, but for some reason everything is sooooo slow. I can't open the door and I know time is running out. My hea…
Dreaming About Your Ex- Sweet Dreams Are Made Of These
So last night I'm sleeping, minding my own business, dreaming about who-knows-what, when all of a sudden, my stupid ex girlfriend shows up and throws my entire dream-land into disarray! What a b*tch. So, naturally, I consult my trusty dream-dictionary to see what it means...
Sweet Dreams Are Made of These- What Your Dreams Really Mean
You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. In fact, chances are, you dream too. I've never been much into dream interpretations, but I had the WEIRDEST dream I've ever had last night, and so I just HAD to look it up. So I thought I would share my dream with you, my chil…