Sweet Dreams Are Made of These

Weirdest Dream Ever- Sweet Dreams Are Made Of These
I would say I’m a pretty normal guy. I usually don’t tend to have homicidal/serial killer tendencies. So imagine my surprise when I have a dream last night in which I attempt to murder my entire family. Awesome. The good news is, not only did I not murder them, I also thwarted my own a…
Finally, The Best Dream Ever- Sweet Dreams Are Made Of These
It happened! It finally happened! Every guy dreams about this, and I’ve been wanting to my whole life. Finally, I got to have it- a sex dream. Not just any sex dream either, but a shower/bath sex dream. Now, don’t get me wrong. I’ve had sex dreams before. But I usually wake up b…
It’s Always Sunny- Sweet Dreams Are Made of These
So! One of my favorite shows is It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. I like this show because, being a narcissist, I liken myself to all of the characters. I’m neurotic like Charlie, I show strong leadership qualities like Dennis, I have arms like Mac, and I like sex as much as Dee. I me…
The Naked Truth- Sweet Dreams Are Made of These
We’ve all had this dream. You’re hangin’ out(maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and all shootin’ some B-Ball outside of the school), minding your own business when all of a sudden, bam!- You’re naked. Usually this happens when there are about a million people …
Driving Towards Your Death- Sweet Dreams Are Made of These
So I’m drivin’ along, listening to Miley Cyrus on Kiss FM, when all of a sudden, I see flames start to shoot out from under the hood of my car. I try to stop my car and get out, but for some reason everything is sooooo slow. I can’t open the door and I know […]
Dreaming About Your Ex- Sweet Dreams Are Made Of These
So last night I’m sleeping, minding my own business, dreaming about who-knows-what, when all of a sudden, my stupid ex girlfriend shows up and throws my entire dream-land into disarray! What a b*tch. So, naturally, I consult my trusty dream-dictionary to see what it means. According to my DD,…
Sweet Dreams Are Made of These- Your Teeth Are Falling Out
We’ve all had this dream. You’re walkin’ around, minding your own business, when suddenly- Bam! Your teeth start falling out of your face. You can’t stop it, and evidently, you have about 4,000 teeth cause they just keep coming! It’s terrifying, but what does it me…
Sweet Dreams Are Made of These- What Your Dreams Really Mean
You may say I’m a dreamer, but I’m not the only one. In fact, chances are, you dream too. I’ve never been much into dream interpretations, but I had the WEIRDEST dream I’ve ever had last night, and so I just HAD to look it up. So I thought I would share my dream with [[&#x…