Trying to get on the news is just a natural reaction when you see a TV camera.
When in that situation, nearly everyone on earth will at least jump in the background of the shot, maybe wave or do the obligatory "Hi, Mom!"
This guy stepped it up a bit.
When taking into consideration the unfortunate perils of the illegal sex trade, it should come as no surprise that sometimes a rescue effort is needed to recover a dead body found floating face down in a river.
I actually kind of feel bad for this. They thought they made this huge discovery. Something that could've won the person who found it fame and glory while the news team could've won the prize for the biggest breaking story of the year. It turns out they didn't win much more than viral humiliation for discovering a sex toy that was apparently buried underground.
A man from the Florida Keys was arrested Monday night and charged with stealing a box of, um, female pleasuring devices. As if that isn’t bad enough – he stole them from his boss! Breakfast cook Mitchell Tice, 40, allegedly broke into a utility trailer of his former employer in January and swiped the items, along with two laptops and a wig.