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When life throws you a lemon, make lemonade. Or do what this guy does.

Welcome to the Cüneyt Arkın School of Martial Arts Semi-Mastery!

If you've ever been in karate you know that it's not all about kicking ass, although that is part of it.  For me, (I'm actually a black belt in Isshin-Ryu Karate) karate is very much a spiritual thing.  Also, it calmed me.  I'm a very up person and I'm very angry inside.  I'm pouring it all out right now.  So karate and it's controlled kick ass ness, really does make me a calmer, happier, nicer pe

Ever hear of Ninjasex? Most likely you've done it, not sure how successfully, but here's what it means according to Urban Dictionary: ninjasex (noun) /nin juh sehx/ - having noiseless sex . . . no vocals or bed squeaking . . . so no other people in the same room or the next room know what you're doing...

There are two things you should always know what not to do. You should never play leap frog with a unicorn and you should never pick a fight with a ninja.