After weeks of speculation, Jessica Simpson has announced she is pregnant. It’ll be the first child for the singer/actress/designer/former reality star and her fiancé, former pro football player Eric Johnson. In lieu of sending them a gift to help them decorate their nursery, we decided to give them the gift of laughter.
Here are 12 jokes about Jessica being pregnant:
Jessica Simpson is pregnant. We are assuming, not because of her reported baby bump, but because she’s been doing some oddball and possibly hormonal things lately. Which, considering some of her goofy behavior in the past, is really saying a lot.