A breath test at the Natrona County Detention Center reportedly showed Koschene's blood-alcohol concentration to be .168, which is over twice the legal limit to drive.
Drinking can cloud your thinking, which may explain why a Farmington, Connecticut man came up with a pretty boneheaded idea.
Authorities say Daniel Vagnini beat himself up to prove to police he had been assaulted to get out of being charged with drunken driving last Saturday.