Dream interpretations

So! One of my favorite shows is It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. I like this show because, being a narcissist, I liken myself to all of the characters. I'm neurotic like Charlie, I show strong leadership qualities like Dennis, I have arms like Mac, and I like sex as much as Dee. I mean, at least I think I would. If I ever got to do it.

We've all had this dream. You're hangin' out(maxin', relaxin' all cool and all shootin' some B-Ball outside of the school), minding your own business when all of a sudden, bam!- You're naked.

So I'm drivin' along, listening to Miley Cyrus on Kiss FM, when all of a sudden, I see flames start to shoot out from under the hood of my car. I try to stop my car and get out, but for some reason everything is sooooo slow. I can't open the door and I know time is running out. My heart is beating, my pulse is racing, I know that I'm about to die.

So last night I'm sleeping, minding my own business, dreaming about who-knows-what, when all of a sudden, my stupid ex girlfriend shows up and throws my entire dream-land into disarray! What a b*tch. So, naturally, I consult my trusty dream-dictionary to see what it means...

We've all had this dream. You're walkin' around, minding your own business, when suddenly- Bam! Your teeth start falling out of your face. You can't stop it, and evidently, you have about 4,000 teeth cause they just keep coming! It's terrifying, but what does it mean?

You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. In fact, chances are, you dream too. I've never been much into dream interpretations, but I had the WEIRDEST dream I've ever had last night, and so I just HAD to look it up. So I thought I would share my dream with you, my children, and henceforth offer you different interpretations of what different dreams mean.