Cemetery

Someone is still tending to these graves.

Has anyone made tombstones yet that let people play horseshoes?

After receiving new information, Sgt. Aaron Shatto said Thursday as many as 400-600 vases may have been taken from local cemeteries.

Receipts indicated Szynskie had dropped off 2,727 pounds of brass and received $2,895.80 in exchange.

Something about the final resting spot of one of her relatives made a 39-year-old woman from Hamilton, New Jersey randy. So, she indulged that carnal urge with a male companion who was making the graveside visit with her. Unfortunately, what the authorities are describing as "extracurricular activities" ended when a gravestone fell on her leg.