Alligators

Alligators are killing machines. Everyone knows this. Well, maybe everyone except these guys who, no big surprise here, live in Florida.

Imagine this: you're playing golf with your buddies and having a great time. You head for the tees on the 15th hole and look up to see a brutal alligator fight on the green. Well, this actually happened!

There are horror stories about angry gators and what can happen if you get too close. But that is not the case for one unbelievable, thrill-seeking alligator lover.

On September 1, the record for the largest alligator ever caught in Mississippi was 697.5 pounds. That record was broken not once but twice on Sunday, the first day of the state's alligator-hunting season.

You probably didn’t know this (and if you did, you're kind of gross maybe) but unlike many other reptiles and mammals, alligators crawl around all day with a fully erect pecker tucked inside their body, which engages like a sexual switchblade (great band name) when it comes time for some of that good old Louisiana swamp lovin’.