I was messing with my phone camera at my desk today, and the lens just happened to pointed at my keyboard. What I saw on the screen would make a germophobe cry...

I usually clean out my keyboard once a month, but after seeing this, I think I'll be replacing my keyboard once a week.

Eye lashes, food, skin...according to this video, I'm one nasty mo-fo. I'd be embarrassed, but other people use my desk.

OK, so that's not true, but c'mon - nobody wants to admit that something like this is their fault...