Sarah Stage has skin that looks like it was forged in a blacksmith's shop who specialized in the most mesmerizing shades of bronze. Like, if you faced an army bearing those weapons, you'd be hypnotized and soon go blind. We don't know much about warfare or battle tactics, but it seems to us that if your enemy can't see, that gives you an advantage.

Anyway, back to the lovely Sarah Stage...

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