Over the weekend, I was tagged in a post from MTV.Com called "Everything You [N]ever Wanted To Know About Condoms". I found this odd, considering I haven't worn a condom since 1994. Of course, that may be the reason that I had two children by the time I was 20.

Condoms, as you're most likely aware, have been around since the beginning of time. It seems that even our most ancient of ancestors were just looking for a good time, without having the hassle of raising any little ones. Basically, they didn't want you, just your great-great-great-great grandma. Let that sink in...

A couple things about this list really stick out to me -

First of all, Magnum's are only .32 inches larger than regular rubbers. I'm assuming it's because the makers of Magnum are aware that most people who buy them are just wanting people to think they're related to a Clydesdale, when realistically, they're more akin to a Shetland pony.

Secondly, the term "vaginal intercourse" really ruins the whole mental image, and makes you think of your grandma. Ewwwwww....