There's nothing quite as cruel as Lethal Injection. Seriously, how mean is it to kill someone painlessly in their sleep? Just seems so inhumane...

Thank goodness the good people in Ohio have a soul, and are doing the right thing by enforcing the death penalty with their new head-ripping-off-machine. Sure it's messy, but the screams you hear are screams of joy, not pain...

(Yes, we are aware this is a farce...)