Minneapolis Restaurant Creates Blood-Soaked Slayer Pizza
Looks like a bloody good meal! If you happen to be in the Minneapolis, Minn. area and you need a bite to eat, look no further than The Bulldog N.E. and their devilish Slayer pizza.
You can't crush folks in the pit on an empty stomach, which is why metal and food go together so splendidly. GWAR understand that sentiment with their annual GWAR-B-Q and signature BBQ sauce, as do the fine people at Chicago's Kuma's Corner, who are constantly naming menu items after metal bands.
In this case, John Hurkes, a chef at The Bulldog N.E. has come up with the Slayer pizza. It may look grim, but the ingrediants will make you drool. The Slayer pizza is an concoction that includes chopped Fra Mani toscano, soppressata, finocchiona, Cypress Grove “Lamb Chopper” cheese, house marinara, signature communion wafer crust, and an altar wine gastrique. Have we got your attention, foodies?
The Slayer pizza's tasting notes describe the tasty experience in a way all metalheads can appreciate:
Behold, the Slayer pizza. A vast sadistic feast, the only way to eat it is going piece by piece. The flour was stone ground from 350 communion wafers and kneaded together on an altar of sacrifice. It’s baked at a chilly 400 degrees and finished as the communion wafer crust starts to burn. These delicious ingredients were almost all purveyed from California, where it is said that thrash metal has its roots. As the pizza is sliced and “Angel of Death” is unleashed, you will scream along with the first taste. The smooth tang of the sheep’s milk cheese is offset in quintessential madness with the handcrafted salami. Like Jesus on the cross, heavy guitars rip through meat and cheese, exposing the unholy red sauce underneath. With the whirlwind beating of drums and those classic Slayer riffs, the pizza is soaked with a torrential altar wine gastrique. Raining blood from a lacerated pie! It should take just under 30 minutes to finish, and with six and a half years worth of communion bread servings you might want to share it with your friends.
Blood splatter never looked so appetizing. If you've happened to try the pizza yourselves, let us know! Otherwise, head over to The Bulldog N.E. and chomp on this 'Born of Fire' pizza 'Piece by Piece.'
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