Sometimes, when you gotta go, you gotta go.

I don't know if this lady is mad at the grocery store for not honoring her coupons, or just really needed to go, but for some reason, she decided to avoid the restroom and use a food aisle to take care of her business.  Two things about this that truly disturb me: 1) She did it so smoothly, it's pretty obvious this isn't first rodeo, and 2) She didn't wipe.

Hey fellas, odds are, she's single!