During a press conference recently, Houston Texans defensive end J.J. Watt was being asked the typical questions that an athlete gets asked with just days to go before the season starts.  But Watt appeared to only be half-interested in the questions, as he was extremely distracted from the moment the press conference started, and for good reason.

Sitting on a table just feet from the behemoth of a man were two burgers of undetermined makeup and origin, and Watt simply could not concentrate on answering question until his questions were answered.

Who did the burgers belong to? What kind of burgers were they? Where did they come from? Was anyone going to eat them? So many questions!