It takes a person with a cold heart to record their significant other after surgery. The anesthesia makes you incredibly loopy and bound to do something so embarrassing that if it were to go viral, it would scar you for life.

Well, bummer for this girl. Not only does she complain about the pain in her butthole, but she also rips a pretty meaty fart that would even intimidate our very own Eric Zane.

On the bright side, if you're going to have a video of you farting on the internet, you may as well rip one like this lady.

If only she also had a cake.