It sucks when you find yourself in a situation when you can overhear your neighbors fighting. It can be downright uncomfortable, especially if you're friends with them and you know you'll see them soon.

This person happened to be sitting outside with their dog when their neighbors started arguing with each other.

But this wasn't your ordinary argument. Apparently the woman questioned the guy's manhood, and he WAS NOT having it. He wanted it to be made very clear that he did not have a vagina. He has a penis!

Source: Free Beer & Hot Wings