Ah, the 'ol "me and my roommate's pet pig is missing, we think the neighbor stole it, confronted him and he stabbed us with a screwdriver" scenario.

Who HASN'T been there, right?!

Yeah, that all happened in Winfield, Mo.

There are so many problems here. Just watch the Fox 2 KTVI news story.

You'll be shocked that things escalated so much over a pig.