Free Beer & Hot Wings: Five-Year-Old Pimp Bummed He Can’t Have Three Girlfriends [Video]
When you're five years old, you don't have many worries in your life.
You wake up, play for a little while, maybe go to kindergarten, nap, play a little more and that's about it.
But this kid is different than other kids. He's a stone-cold pimp.
He's got three girlfriends, but he's stressing because, well, having three girlfriends can be pretty stressful for anyone.
Source: Free Beer & Hot Wings