Free Beer & Hot Wings: Cocaine Sold to Cop Ends Up Being Pop Tart [Video]
If you're this guy, this has to be your eye-opener that you've finally hit rock bottom.
A North Carolina man was arrested over the summer after selling an undercover cop cocaine. But after the illegal substance was taken to the lab and inspected, they discovered it was not cocaine at all. The guy had sold the undercover cop a piece of a Pop Tart, WITN-TV reported.
Now, we are the first to acknowledge that Pop Tarts are delicious, but their street value probably isn't nearly that of cocaine. The man was arrested for both creating and selling a counterfeit controlled substance.
While you can get busted for selling cocaine, it seems like the charges are worse for selling fake cocaine.
So, the moral of this story is to just sell cocaine.
Source: Free Beer & Hot Wings