Finally, The Best Dream Ever- Sweet Dreams Are Made Of These

It happened! It finally happened! Every guy dreams about this, and I've been wanting to my whole life. Finally, I got to have it- a sex dream. Not just any sex dream either, but a shower/bath sex dream.

Now, don't get me wrong. I've had sex dreams before. But I usually wake up before it gets really good. This one, however, lasted the whole time! Bam!

Because I write these articles, however, I can't just enjoy my dream for what it was- I have to dissect it. Whatevs. According to my trusty Dream Dictionary #1, "To dream that you are in a shower, foretells that you will derive exquisite pleasure in the study of creation and the proper placing of selfish pleasures." That sounds about right.

Now, obviously, sex dreams are pretty explicable. If you dream of sex with a person, chances are, you wanna have sex with that person. But! There could be a deeper meaning. My trusty Dream Dictionary #2 says, "We dream because of the intense activity that is constantly going on in our subconscious minds. And since sex is one of the most powerful of all human drives, it's not surprising that so many dreams have a strong sexual content."

It goes on to state that, "If we have deep urges to do certain things, they are highly likely to come out in our dreams – where our consciences cannot prevent them happening."

This makes sense, as the lucky lady in question is sort of engaged. And may or may not have two kids. Whatever.