Sometimes, you need to be careful where you dip your wick. Just ask this Irish McDonald's manager, who was on the wrong side of a macing.

While I could understand being upset at somebody for giving it to your lady, I feel that this cat should be pretty happy that someone's knockin' the cobwebs off of his mom's...well, he should just be happy someone finds his mom attractive. And what the hell did the door ever do to him?