DOUCHE’S OF THE DAY–Couple Passes Out At Wendy’s While Kid Roams Free

Just a fun family night out at Wendy’s…Mom and dad passed out at a table, their five-year-old left to wander around and talk to strangers. Ya know, the usual. Police were called after Keven Haney, 28, and his 31-year-old wife Kristy Haney, walked into the Louisville, Kentucky burger joint and then promptly slumped over in their booth.

Cops had to shake the couple several times to wake them, and when Kristy opened her purse to show some ID, cops spotted a bag of marijuana, a bunch of pills and drug paraphernalia. Their little girl was talking to some customers two tables down. Someone get this girl a kid’s meal…and some new parents.