If you're drinking and horny, it may not be a good idea to seek employment with a business named, Intimate Treasures. An unidentified 23 year old Florida woman was busted recently for stealing a sex toy from the shop.Alcohol was involved and it  will become obvious the lady has needs! Seeking employment, she kills two birds with one stone, filling out an app (application, old school) while chatting up the manager and shoving the toy down her pants (imagine that) without paying for it.  Surveillance footage was used to catch the want-to-be employee.

 

 

When the PO-PO confronted the dildo clepto, she retrieved the toy and she didn't remember taking the item. The Police report stated the toy was in no condition to be returned. Remember I told you it would soon be obvious...nows the time, she had needs!!!!  If you're going steal a dildo, you should use it, wear it out, leave it in a condition that's not returnable. That's my kind of womanl!!! I see two losers here: the woman,she's being charged with retail theft.  Intimate Treasures, because nobody wants "gently used dildos!"