Blow Up Dolls Not All Fun And Games

A man and a woman in Victoria, Australia thought it would be a good idea to float down the swollen Yarra River on a couple of blow-up dolls. But that plan kind of blew up in their faces. They both needed to be rescued when the woman's inflatable sex toy got swept away from her. The two were fine, but their actions prompted police to issue a warning that blow-up sex toys are "not recognized flotation devices." Maybe it should read "Only ride in the bedroom"