I (or "Number Nine", as the scientists at Playing Creator Labs referred to me) was born as part of a government program aimed at creating super humans that would one day bring about the destruction of all living beings with more than 4 legs, take humanity to a new era called "The Equestrian Enoch", and cook the perfect omelet. While the program was ultimately a failure, I escaped the cruel dis-figuration of my fellow test subjects (including Charlie Sheen, Miley Cyrus, Dave Grohl, etc.), was adopted by a tribe of half-men, half-women in northern Washington, living out a quiet existence in their complex system of caves and tunnels. That was, until recently, when in a fit of brilliance, I took Pi to its final digit. Astounded by my discovery, the mathematical community appointed me “King of Nerds,” and I toured the world writing out my theorem on chalkboards for heads of state, royalty, and Cher. Tired of the fast paced life of a mathematics god, I chose to join the media world, where I work today. As you were reading this paragraph, I counted to infinity twice.
Tee Roy
Wyoming Chive Hosting Pajama 5K On May 9th
The Wyoming Chive will be hosting their first ever Pajama 5k on Saturday, May 9th - with all proceeds benefiting the Wyoming Counseling Center.
AM 1400 ESPN Broadcast Schedule For Week Of 3/23/15
This week features two phenomenal NBA games, surrounded by our award winning talent - Get this week's broadcast schedule below (special events in bold - times and games subject to change):
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What do you get when you mix drugs, musicians, and a cheesy movie from the 70's? This! (whatever the hell this is...)
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Who in the heck licks a copy machine? After watching this, nobody...
AM 1400 ESPN Broadcast Schedule For Week Of 3/16/15
Things slow down this week as we only give you one game, surrounded by our award winning talent - Get this week's broadcast schedule below (special events in bold - times and games subject to change):
AM 1400 ESPN Broadcast Schedule For Week Of 3/9/15
The 3A/4A State Basketball tournament hits our airwaves this week, and we'll mix in the ACC tournament and a pair of NBA games - Get this week's broadcast schedule below (special events in bold - times and games subject to change):