Nick Perkins
Wax On, F*ck Off- Starring Ralph Macchio [VIDEO]
I don't even care, I effing love Ralph Macchio. Karate Kid, The Outsiders, Crossroads, My Cousin Vinny- I love them all. Macchio is an effing genius. Unfortunately, it seems like he's fallen on hard times. He's addicted to hugs, loves his wife, and has a good relationship with his son. What a sad, tragic story.
This Is Why Kate Upton Is The Hottest Girl In The World [VIDEO]
So, I have a list of girls I'm in love with. I try to keep the list down to a top 5, and it includes Katy Perry, Emmy Rossum, Kaley Cuoco, and Kat Dennings. But the girl who tops my list is Kate Upton. It makes sense, because her job, really, is to just be pretty. Well, she should get a 401k because She's. F*cking. Gorgeous. The 19(!!!) year old Sports Illustrated Model was named Rookie of the Yea
Angry Grandpa Reacts To Casey Anthony Verdict [NSFW] [VIDEO]
In the day and age of "Youtube Stars," it takes very little to become famous. Basically anyone with a webcam and some cleavage can become an overnight sensation. That's why it's so refreshing to see someone who actually has some talent make it to the top- someone like "angry grandpa."
Dirtbiker Crashes Into Stupid Girl [VIDEO]
We love extreme sports. Not in the sense that we would, ya know, ever do them(we bruise easily) but we really like watching them! Especially when they crash. Especially when they crash into people. Especially when they crash into people who are a stupid girl who can't hear a f*cking dirtbike coming right at her even though she's walking on a motocross track and then is too stupid to actually move
WTF VID Of The Day- Man Eats Live Scorpion [VIDEO]
I don't like bugs. I don't like spiders, or snakes, and I especially don't like Scorpions. I cry like a thirteen year old at a Bieber concert at the thought of even being near a scorpion. This guy f*ckin' eats em! Like a boss.
Is Squashing The New Planking?…We Hope Not [VIDEO]
Sooo...Sometimes we come across super weird videos, in the midst of looking for videos of hot chicks. At first we're annoyed. But then we continue to watch these videos and realize that we need to share them with the world. This is one of those videos...People are into weird shit.
WTF Vid Of The Day- Guy Pukes On Friend’s Face [VIDEO]
So, I'm not a prude. I know that some people are into weird things. While I've never seen "2 Girls 1 Cup," I understand the plot, if it can be called that. I don't squirm easily. But this is just effing weird!! Who does this? F*ckin' weirdos.
Batman Tries To Find His Voice [VIDEO]
Batman is probably the coolest character that has ever been created. He's dark. He's mysterious. He has a cape. Anyone with a cape is awesome. It makes sense that countless movies have been made about him, with Christopher Nolan's versions being generally among the favorite. One of the only critiques that, um, critics made was Christian Bale's voice when he was the Dark Knight. People say he was
Parody Commercial of Iphone ‘Siri’ [VIDEO] [NSFW]
We love technology. We would marry an Iphone if it was possible. But it's not. Cause it's a phone. And we're human beings. And it'd be hard to have sex. Cause it's a phone...
They’re Sexy(?) and They’ll Blow It [VIDEO][NSFW]
Mmk. Don't ask how I came across this video. It's none of your business. But it made me laugh. It's a parody video of the song "Sexy and I Know It." This song, however, is entitled "I'm Slutty and I'll Blow it." Now, here at Rock 96.7, we value personality, intelligence, and charisma way more than outward beauty, or lackthereof. Ok...that's not true. We love hot chicks. And whi
Is Keanu a Gentleman…Or a Racist? [VIDEO]
I don't care what people say- Keanu Reeves is the shit, girl. He's my biggest hit girl. I love Bill and Ted, Matrix, Point Break, I even loved him in Constantine. So, sometimes, when I'm lonely, I search for random Keanu videos on youtube. In the dark. With my pants off. I came across this one, and the question was posed of whether Neo was a gentleman, or a racist. I lean towards the former, but y
PoGo or Go Home- Hardcore Pogo-ing [VIDEO]
Much like "hardcore parkour" was the "fad" last year, it seems like the new cool thing to do is Pogo GoPro. Now, I didn't think it was possible, but these guys made pogo-ing look cool. Don't believe me? Check it, bitches!