Dan Seitz
Texting Woman Walks Off Cliff
Texting while driving? Dangerous. Texting while walking? Generally just a bit impolite if you’re in a crowded area.
At least, that’s normally the case. If you live near a cliff, it might not be a great idea.
College Professor Sets Off Ping-Pong Ball Explosion
Dr. Roy Lowry wanted to demonstrate a few basic principles of science, notably the behavior of liquid nitrogen under pressure. But how to get that across in a way that even the least scientifically curious student would think of as awesome.
Easy: Just add ping-pong balls!
Disgruntled Employee Destroys Boss’ Office With Bulldozer
We get it. There are many times where we’ve wanted to trash the boss’ office. But that’s not a good idea for your continued employment or for workplace relations. And if you use a bulldozer to do it, your arrest record.
Punching a 70-Year-Old Wal-Mart Cashier Is Just a Bad Idea
Wal-Mart can drive anyone over the edge. It’s a huge place with lots of noise, sometimes surly employees, and always surly customers. On the other hand, Jacquetta Simmons let it get to her a little too much and she could spend seven years in jail because of it.
Sick of The Olympics? Download The Olwimpics
The Olympics are the pinnacle of human athletics achievement. Hundreds of millions will tune in to root for their heroes and witness sports miracles.
Some of us, however, just could not care less.
9-Year-Old Boy Steals Car with Toy Gun
We don’t generally associate Sweden with carjacking. But Kortedala, a suburb of the city of Gotenberg, was nonetheless the site of one of the strangest car thefts we’ve ever read. It involves a toy gun, a nine-year-old and an electric car.
Man Goes to Jail For His Baggy Jeans
People have been wearing their jeans below their butts for years now. But don’t tell that to Ohio judge Mark Mihok, who will put you in jail if you wear them low and saggy in his courtroom. The judge’s latest offender is visible in the video above: he’s the one in the white shirt.
Check Out The New "Dark Knight Rises" Trailer
The biggest movie of the summer just released its final trailer ahead of “The Avengers” hitting theaters. You’ll find it, and some speculation, under the cut.
Lingerie Football League Debuts in Canada, Needs Female Tim Tebow
The league billing itself as “true fantasy football” finally brought the real life wet dream to Canada as open tryouts were held for the British Columbia Angels on Friday, March 23rd.
Kristen Wiig Packs a Pistol on ‘Portlandia’
Sometimes, you just shouldn’t push a Bridesmaid too far. Especially if there’s a Siamese cat involved, as we see in this clip from IFC’s “Portlandia” (warning: mild salty language ahead).
Finally, Pizza Beer Exists
Confucius once said “Beer and pizza go together like beer and pizza.” He said it during his later years, he might have been losing his quotability by that time. Anyway, beer and a slice go so well together we’re a little surprised it’s taken so long for somebody to combine the flavors of pizza into a beer.
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The Best Rap Video About Plaid Shirts You’ll Watch Today [VIDEO]
Plaid used to be tacky. Now it’s an acceptable pattern for people besides lumberjacks and people pretending to be lumberjacks in skits about lumberjacks. Still, you can be too attached to something, as this video demonstrates.