A local Fox affiliate in Philadelphia did a news report Monday about an 18-year-old college student who lost her "Winnie the Pooh" blanket while riding the train. Seriously.

Her name is Brooke McGlade, she goes to Temple University in Philly, and she posted on social media about how she left the blanket on a train last Thursday. She's had it since she was a newborn baby, she sleeps with it every night, and they're trying to help her find it.

This, folks, is news.