5 Ways To Make Someone From Wyoming Mad
Attention out-of-staters, Wyoming folks don't typically anger easily, but here's a few things you'll want to steer clear of while visiting with a Wyomingite.
If that's your stance, keep your mouth shut in Wyoming. We have one of the lowest crime rates in the country, and the highest rate per capita of gun owners.
Sure Colorado has a lot to do and we like to visit, but Wyoming is our own state and we're very proud to do our own thing!
First of all, around here it's just Jackson, and secondly we consider it our biggest tourist trap. We're cool with visiting once in a while too, but you should really see more of the state.
Are you insane!? Don't get close to the wildlife.... uh actually, never mind, go right ahead.
Turn around, and get out of our state. Go Pokes!